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Dirty Penis Waterproof Playing Cards

Dirty Penis Waterproof Playing Cards

Regular price $16.50 USD
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Spice up your poker night with a hand that truly stands out—Dirty Penis Waterproof Playing Cards! These uproariously funny cards feature a realistic and amusing penis pattern that's sure to get the laughs rolling before you even deal the first hand. Built to withstand spills, sweat, and tears of laughter, these waterproof wonders are perfect for those wild game nights with friends. Get ready to raise eyebrows and stakes; it's time to show your friends who's got the biggest... sense of humor! Grab your deck today and let the games begin—because why play hard when you can play hard-on?

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Please allow up to 7-12 business days for shipping. It is my goal to have products to you within a weeks time from your order, up to 10 pending shipping delays. Any backordered products will be shipped as soon as they are available.

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We know you'll love your products! All motorized items have a one year warranty. Please note, that due to the nature of our product line, sales are final. See the full Refunds & Returns Policy for details.

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